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Do you need to go to the dentist, Ron?

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rneowies:

ripstudwell:

i wish i could get paid for complaining

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “CARD WON’T SWIPE?”Bottom Text: “PLASTIC BAG”]
not only has this sacred retail trick saved my ass while working, it’s also been useful to me when my own card stopped working. if a swipeable card won’t accept the swipe, no matter how many times you tried at different speeds in different directions, get a plastic bag and put it over the card and then swipe it. i don’t know why, but it works and it’s far easier than getting a manager’s key and punching the card number into the machine. also, most customers think it’s a great trick and it keeps them from becoming irate (even though it’s their own damn fault their card doesn’t work!).

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “CARD WON’T SWIPE?”

Bottom Text: “PLASTIC BAG”]

not only has this sacred retail trick saved my ass while working, it’s also been useful to me when my own card stopped working. if a swipeable card won’t accept the swipe, no matter how many times you tried at different speeds in different directions, get a plastic bag and put it over the card and then swipe it. i don’t know why, but it works and it’s far easier than getting a manager’s key and punching the card number into the machine. also, most customers think it’s a great trick and it keeps them from becoming irate (even though it’s their own damn fault their card doesn’t work!).

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no more mullet!

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perfectlymarilynmonroe:

Marilyn photographed on her last birthday, June 1st 1962.

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madturbating:

okay but i never understood why plankton didnt just buy a krabby patty

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lulz-time:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

lulz-time:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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so in love with mike ness.

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